Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus..
Wife : Do you think I am beautiful?
Husband (his nose still in the newspaper): uhmm..what..yes, sure.
W : Did you hear what I just said?
H : ya, I did, do I want more coffee.
W: No! I asked if I am beautiful!
H (now in making amends mode, he needs his coffee afterall): Of course you are! you are the most beautiful woman in the world.
W: really? now that cant be true..there are so many models, actresses..r u sure? think hard..
H: (H thinking : damn..i have to sound more convincing) May be Liv Tyler in LOTR is slightly more beautiful. But you are definitely up there.
(W thinking: If you are gonna run the liar’s race anyways, why stop just before the finishing line?)
W: Only Liv Tyler? What about Jennifer Aniston? Naomi Campbell? Julia Roberts?
H: No of course not, you are more beautiful than them.
(W thinking: He must be really desperate for his coffee, but let him work for it a bit more)
W: Are you sure?
H (H thinking: damn, how long do I have to do this?): I am absolutely positively sure.
(W thinking: Why do men think women are fools? maybe we like to be fools or maybe we like to pretend to be fools or is it that we like to pretend to pretend to be fools..nvr mind )
W: Hmm..Liv Tyler huh?
H sighs in resignation.
(W thinking: Ok, this aint gonna work any more today)
W: never mind, one person is alrite..I can live with that. Coffee is on its way!
..and they live happily ever after on Earth!